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A Hat Full of Sky

A real witch never casually steps out of her body, leaving it empty. Eleven year old Tiffany Aching does. And there's something just waiting for a handy body to take over. Something ancient and horrible, which can't die . . . Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

Carpe Jugulum

Mightily Oats has not picked a good time to be priest. He thought he'd come to the mountain kingdom of Lancre for a simple little religious ceremony. Now he's caught up in a war between vampires and witches, and he's not sure there is a right side. There's the witches who is trying to combine witchcraft and nappies. And the vampires are intelligent, not easily got rid of with a garlic enema or going to the window, grasping the curtains and saying 'I don't know about you, but isn't it a bit stuffy in here?' They've got style and fancy waistcoats. They're out of the casket and want a bite of the future. Mightily Oats knows he has a prayer, but he wishes he had an axe. Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

Equal Rites

There are some situations where the correct response is to display the sort of ignorance which happily and wilfully flies in the face of the facts. In this case, the birth of a baby girl, born a wizard by mistake. Everybody knows that there's no such thing as a female wizard. But now it's gone and happened, there's nothing much anyone can do about it. Let the battle of the sexes begin… Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

Eric

Eric is the Discworld's only demonology hacker.Pity he's not very good at it. All he wants is three wishes granted.Just the usual: to be immortal, rule the world and have the most beautiful woman in the world fall in love with him. He wants to call up a tractable demon. Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

Feet of Clay

For members of the City Watch, life consists of troubling times, linked together by periods of torpid inactivity. Now is one such troubling time. People are being murdered, but there's no trace of anything alive having been at the crime scene. Is there ever a circumstance in which you can blame the weapon not the murderer? Such philosophical questions are not the usual domain of the city's police, but they're going to have to start learning fast… Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

Going Postal

Moist von Lipwig was a con artist and a fraud and a man faced with a life choice: be hanged, or put Ankh Morpork's ailing postal service back on its feet. It was a tough decision. But he's got to see that the mail gets though, come rain, hail, sleet, dogs, the Post Office Workers Friendly and Benevolent Society, the evil chairman of the Grand Trunk Semaphore Company, and a midnight killer. Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

Guards! Guards!

The air of mean minded resentfulness is thick in the streets of Ankh Morpork. Insurrection is in the air. The Haves and Have Nots are about to fall out all over again. The Have Nots want some of their own magic. But magic in the hands of amateurs is a dangerous thing. The City Watch is the last line of defence against such unnatural goings on. But when even the Watch have trouble telling Right from Wrong, you know that Law and Order ain't what it used to be. But that's all about to change… Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

Hogfather

There are those who believe and those who don't. Through the ages, superstition has had its uses. Nowhere more so than in the Discworld where it's helped to maintain the status quo, to keep people in their place. Anything that undermines superstition has to be viewed with some caution. There may be consequences, particularly on the last night of the year when the time is turning. When those consequences turn out to be the end of the world, you need to be prepared. Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

I Shall Wear Midnight

Tiffany Aching, the young witch from The Wee Free Men, A Hat Full of Sky and Wintersmith is back in a new adventure featuring Discworld characters both familiar to fans (such as Tiffany, the Wee Free Men, Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg) and new (meet Wee Mad Arthur, the Nac Mac Feegle on the City Watch whose only previous appearance was a brief cameo in Feet of Clay and city witch Mrs Proust a fabulous Pratchett creation). Oh, and there's a magic book or two, a twist through time, a Cunning Man and a Giant Man of chalk... Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

Interesting Times

There are many who say that the art of diplomacy is an intricate and complex dance between two informed partners, determined by an elaborate set of elegant and unwritten rules. There are others who maintain that it's merely a matter of who carries the biggest stick. Like when a large, heavily fortified and armoured empire makes a faintly menacing request of a much smaller, infinitely more cowardly neighbour. It would be churlish, if not extremely dangerous, not to comply – particularly if all they want is a wizard, and they don't specify whether competence is an issue… Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

Jingo

Throughout history, there's always been a perfectly good reason to start a war. It is after all every citizen's right to bear arms to defend what they consider to be their own. Even if it isn't. And in such pressing circumstances, you really shouldn't let small details like the absence of an army or indeed the money to finance one get in the way of a righteous fight with all the attendant benefits of out and out nationalism… Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

Lords and Ladies

When you start believing in Spirits, you start believing in demons, and then before you know where you are, you're believing in Gods. And then you're in trouble.' Reality is all very well in small doses. It's a perfectly conventional and convenient way of neutralising the imagination. But sometimes when there's more than one reality at play, imagination just won't be neutralised, and the walls between realities come tumbling down. Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

Making Money

The Chief Cashier is almost certainly a vampire. A three hundred year old wizard is after his girlfriend, he's about to be exposed as a fraud, but the Assassins' Guild might get him first. In fact, a lot of people want him dead. Oh. And every day he has to take the Chairman for walkies. Everywhere he looks he's making enemies. What he should be doing is... MAKING MONEY! Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

Maskerade

This isn't real life. This isn't even cheesemongering. It's opera. Where the music matters and where an opera house is being terrorised by a man in evening dress with a white mask, lurking in the shadows, occasionally killing people, and most worryingly, sending little notes, writing maniacal laughter with five exclamation marks. Opera can do that to a man. Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

Men at arms

Fate is a word that springs to the lips when to call something coincidence seems mealy mouthed. Destiny is another such. But the problem with destiny is, of course, that she is not always careful where she points her finger. One minute you might be minding your own business on a normal if not spectacular career path, the next you might be in the frame for the big job, like saving the world… Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

Monstrous Regiment

It began as a sudden strange fancy... Polly Perks had to become a boy in a hurry. Cutting off her hair and wearing trousers was easy. Learning to fart and belch in public and walk like an ape took more time … Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

Mort

Although the scythe isn't pre eminent among the weapons of war, anyone who has been on the wrong end of , say, a peasants' revolt will know that in skilled hands it is fearsome' For Mort however, it is about to become one of the tools of his trade. Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

Moving Pictures

People might say that reality is a quality that things possess in the same way that they possess weight. Sadly alchemists never really held with such a quaint notion. They think that they can change reality, shape it to their own purpose. Imagine then the damage that could be wrought if they get their hands on the ultimate alchemy: the invention of motion pictures, the greatest making of illusions. It may be a triumph of universe shaking proportions. It's either that or they're about to unlock the dark terrible secret of the Holy Wood hills – by mistake… Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

Night Watch

Commander Sam Vimes of the Ankh Morpork City Watch had it all. But now he's back in his own rough, tough past without even the clothes he was standing up in when the lightning struck... Living in the past is hard. Dying in the past is incredibly easy. But he must survive, because he has a job to do. He must track down a murderer, teach his younger self how to be a good copper and change the outcome of a bloody rebellion. There's a problem: if he wins, he's got no wife, no child, no future... Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

Pyramids

Look after the dead, said the priests, and the dead will look after you. Wise words in all probability, but a tall order when you have just become the pharaoh of a small and penniless country whose largesse and indeed treasury is unlikely to stretch to the building of a monumental pyramid to honour your dead father. Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

Reaper Man

So what happens after death is now less of a philosophical question than a question of actual reality. On the disc, as here, they need Death. If Death doesn't come for you, then what are you supposed to do in the meantime? You can't have the undead wandering about like lost souls. There's no telling what might happen, particularly when they discover that life really is only for the living… Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

Small Gods

Just because you can't explain it, doesn't mean it's a miracle.' Religion is a controversial business in the Discworld. Everyone has their own opinion, and indeed their own gods. Who come in all shapes and sizes. In such a competitive environment, there is a pressing need to make one's presence felt. And it's certainly not remotely helpful to be reduced to be appearing in the form of a tortoise, a manifestation far below god like status in anyone's book. In such instances, you need an acolyte, and fast. Preferably one who won't ask too many questions… Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

Soul Music

'Be careful what you wish for. You never know who might be listening.' There's no getting away from it. From whichever angle, Death is a horrible, inescapable business. But someone's got to do it. So if Death decides to take a well earned moment to uncover the meaning of life and discover himself in the process, then there is going to be a void of specific dimensions that needs to be occupied, particularly so when there is trouble brewing in Discworld. There aren't too many who are qualified to fill Death's footsteps and it certainly doesn't help the imminent cataclysm that the one person poised between the mortal and the immortal is only sixteen years old... Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

Sourcery

All is not well within the Unseen University. The endemic politics of the place have ensured that it has finally got what it wished for: the most powerful wizard on the disc. Which could mean that the death of all wizardry is at hand. And the world is going to end, depending on whom you listen to. Unless of course one inept wizard can take the University's most precious artefact, the very embodiment of magic itself, and deliver it halfway across the disc to safety… Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

The Amazing Maurice

Maurice, a streetwise tomcat, has the perfect money making scam. Everyone knows the stories about rats and pipers, and Maurice has a stupid looking kid with a pipe, and his very own plague of rats strangely educated rats . . . Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

The Colour of Magic

Somewhere on the frontier between thought and reality exists the Discworld, a parallel time and place which might sound and smell very much like our own, but which looks completely different. It plays by different rules. Certainly it refuses to succumb to the quaint notion that universes are ruled by pure logic and the harmony of numbers. Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

The Last Continent

There's nothing like the issue of evolution to get under the skin of academics.Especially when those same academics are by chance or bad judgement deposited at a critical evolutionary turning point when one wrong move could have catastrophic results for the future. Unfortunately in the hands of such an inept and cussed group of individuals, the sensitive issue of causality is sadly only likely to receive the same scant respect that they show to one another… Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

The Light Fantastic

When the very fabric of time and space are about to be put through the wringer in this instance by the imminent arrival of a very large and determinedly oncoming meteorite circumstances require a very particular type of hero. Sadly what the situation does not need is a singularly inept wizard, still recovering from the trauma of falling off the edge of the world. Equally it does not need one well meaning tourist and his luggage which has a mind of its own. Which is a shame because that's all there is… Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

The Wee Free Men

Up on the chalk downs they call The Wold, witches are banned ever since the Baron's son vanished in the woods. Anyway, as all witches know, chalk's no good for magic. Nine year old Tiffany Aching thinks her Granny Aching a wise shepherd might have been a witch, but now Granny Aching is dead and it's up to Tiffany to work it all out when strange things begin happening Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

Thud

Koom Valley? That was where the trolls ambushed the dwarfs, or the dwarfs ambushed the trolls. And if he doesn't solve the murder of just one dwarf, Commander Sam Vimes of Ankh Morpork City Watch is going to see it fought again, right outside his office. Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

Unseen Academicals

Football has come to the ancient city of Ankh Morpork not the old fashioned, grubby pushing and shoving, but the new, fast football with pointy hats for goalposts and balls that go gloing when you drop them. And now, the wizards of Unseen University must win a football match, without using magic, so they're in the mood for trying everything else. The prospect of the Big Match draws in a street urchin with a wonderful talent for kicking a tin can, a maker of jolly good pies, a dim but beautiful young woman, who might just turn out to be the greatest fashion model there has ever been, and the mysterious Mr Nutt (and no one knows anything much about Mr Nutt, not even Mr Nutt, which worries him, too). As the match approaches, four lives are entangled and changed for ever. Because the thing about football – the important thing about football is that it is not just about football. Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

Wintersmith

Tiffany Aching is a trainee witch now working for the seriously scary Miss Treason. But when Tiffany witnesses the Dark Dance the crossover from summer to winter she does what noone has ever done before and leaps into the dance. Into the oldest story there ever is. And draws the attention of the wintersmith himself... Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House

Witches Abroad

Things have to come to an end, see. That's the problem when you let real life get in the way of a good story. You shouldn't let it happen. Especially when a good story involves three witches... Författare: Terry Pratchett

Uppläsare: Tony Robinson

Förlag: Random House