Included are: 1. How To Be Young: “Kids should never be fashion slaves, especially in the Far East. My 12 year old daughter asked me for a new pair of trainers. I told her she was old enough to go out and make her own.”Plus gems such as: “A few streaks of grey hair are distinguished on the head, perhaps, but it makes the penis look like a badger.” 2. How To Be Yourself 3. How To Belong 4. How To Maximise Your Leisure